Forum… Or Against ’em

By Count Friedrich von Olsen
Egad! I find this report of warring factions within the presidential administration pitting Reince Priebus against Anthony Scaramucci so disheartening. Does no one adhere to the 11th Commandment anymore? We Republicans should not be fighting Republicans, but the true enemy – the Democrats. I would not presume to offer President Trump advice, but I will say how I keep the peace in my household between two fabulously accomplished personnel serving me. The secret is not only separate quarters, but separate floors. My chauffeur, Anthony, has his bedroom on the ground floor. My butler, Hudson, sleeps in his room on the third floor. I keep the peace by passing my nocturns in blissful somnolence between them, on the second floor…

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