By Count Friedrich von Olsen
This one just in: The McFaddin family of Texas reports that a rattlesnake was found in the toilet of one of the their house’s bathrooms. Mrs. McFaddin tried to use a broom to keep it confined to the commode, but it slithered onto the floor. That danger was removed by an outfit called Big Country Snake Removal and a more comprehensive search was initiated. Altogether, 24 western diamondback rattlesnakes were located at the family’s property, including the one in the toilet, and 13 adult rattlesnakes that were in the house’s storm cellar. Another 10 were removed from under the house. Five of the snakes were babies…
Now, that will put a kink in your colon…