Hold this page upside down and in front of a mirror for the answers to these riddles…

Why won’t Hillary let her campaign staffers exercise?
She doesn’t want them to “Feel The Burn.”
Why is Hillary Clinton running for President?
Because it’s easier than running from Law Enforcement.
Why does Hillary want to have relations with her husband first thing in the morning?
She wants to be the first lady.
Why does Hillary prefer dogs to Bill Clinton?
A dog chases his own tail
What’s yellow, hen-pecked and lays chicks?
Bill Clinton
If called to testify in a trial how long will it before Hillary Clinton commits perjury?
When she’s sworn in